Steven Moffat (via polite-society)
(Source: NPR, via consulting-detective-with-a-box)
Gallifrey
It’s in Ireland
INTERN: You are a doctor yourself?
FOURTH DOCTOR: Well, sort of, yes.
INTERN: How do you do? Tell me, where did you qualify, if I may ask?
FOURTH DOCTOR: A place called Gallifrey.
INTERN: Gallifrey? No, I’ve not heard of it. Perhaps it’s in Ireland.
FOURTH DOCTOR: Probably.— The Hand of Fear
WOMAN: Patient’s name?
LEELA: Uh, just the Doctor.
WOMAN: Place of origin?
LEELA: Gallifrey.
WOMAN: Ireland?
LEELA: Oh, I expect so.— The Invisible Enemy
JOAN REDFERN: Where did you learn to draw?
JOHN SMITH/TENTH DOCTOR: Gallifrey.
JOAN REDFERN: Is that in Ireland?
JOHN SMITH/TENTH DOCTOR: Yes, it must be, yes.— Human Nature
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FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhuklThe pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
OMG I CAN’T
omg
internet browser fanfiction; only on tumblr
made me snigger like i’ve never sniggered before.
tumblr i am very concerned right now
(via tequierocastiel)
I don’t avoid eye contact because I’m shy.
I just want to avoid a Pokemon battle.
(via reichenballs)
(via consulting-detective-with-a-box)
Here are all the Recruitment Posters for all the Pokemon Organizations.
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